Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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