who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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