Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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