Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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