That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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