I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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