my phone needs a breathalizer
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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