OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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