the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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