Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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