so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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