Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Houston, we have a squirter
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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