Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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