i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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