Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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