morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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