the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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