saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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