btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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