You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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