If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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