trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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