Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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