I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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