Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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