My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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