I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.