.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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