i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
