so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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