And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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