Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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