Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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so let's talk penis.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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