would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
where am i from again
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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