And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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