dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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