Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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