Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think people are normalizing furries
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