Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm just crazy horny about you
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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