if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just had sex on a roof
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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