New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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