This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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