I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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