we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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