Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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