You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
well I can't set my house on fire every night
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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