I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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