When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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