i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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