Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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