Your tits are I can't wait for
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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