Did you just see the Batmobile???
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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