Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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